sock-bread:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

leporellian:

leporellian:

every time i attempt to flirt (as a side note i have never successfully flirted in my life.) i am cursed to think about “Anyone Want to Do Romance”

warrior cats forum screenshots that i quote regularly as if they were big pop culture moments

catchymemes:

nostrem:

Pretty excited about Pokemon Sleep

bedupolker:

Objectively the funniest profile picture the frontman of weezer could have picked

footlongdingledong:

seven-oh-four:

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doyouknowwhatimeme:

dystopiansocietystraw:

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

scramratz: